mom math

how many moms does it take to change a lightbulb?
one.
but she's really got to be in the mood to do it.
so you may have to walk down a dim hallway.

for a while. like a month.

it is what it is.

so...how many moms does it take to change a smoke detector battery? right.
now stop complaining about that beep.

shit. there it goes again.

goodnight kiddies. mom loves you.