tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8241555926501209577.post5146036173035036346..comments2015-09-09T16:29:52.121-05:00Comments on texas jewels: up on my soapboxUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8241555926501209577.post-77323229426536221882009-04-17T11:56:00.000-05:002009-04-17T11:56:00.000-05:00I don't have credit cards but it's not cuz of that...I don't have credit cards but it's not cuz of that bitch with the unnaturally white teeth who doesn't know how to spell her own name. It's because I used them to supplement my income when I went back to school and they were all, "let us HELP YOU!" and I was all, "well I sure could use some help... Oh, all right" and they did help. They helped me to a very merry Christmas and a shiny new class ring and countless pairs of shoes and outfits and whatever else I wanted. But then they told me to bend over so I did, and I had no idea what was about to happen or I would have lubed myself up really good before I let them pull down my panties.<br /><br />So then they were all, "yeah, that was fun, but now we're done with you, fuck off" and so here I am with no credit cards. Also a mountain of debt.<br /><br />Taxes are the least of my problems. <br /><br />I love my life.bejewellhttp://themusicalfruit.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8241555926501209577.post-28485890442365963832009-04-16T07:17:00.000-05:002009-04-16T07:17:00.000-05:00Ah, now that is a breath of fresh air! You are so...Ah, now that is a breath of fresh air! You are so right. Hugs!<br /><br />AstridAstridhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06969908746573166589noreply@blogger.com